This is false advertising. My impromptu triforce didn’t work.
I fell on it…honest…no, really.
oh my word… that troll doll party hat is GENIUS.
kinda makes me glad I still have my troll dolls. …all 4 of them.
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I happened to be eating candy corn when I saw this shirt. Oh, the delicious irony 
If y’all don’t want your candy corn, just send 'em my way. I love candy corn.
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“Reverse Hearing Aid”??
Wouldn’t that be an ear plug?
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You’re definitely thinking of carrots.
You folks forgot to add “Diabetes catalyst”.
Not sure what that picture would look like though…
I do love me some candy corn. Call me corny if you wish.
One of the joys of candy corn is that you know that you are eating straight up sugar. None of that chocolate or fruit that other candies promise. Nope, candy corn is just good ol’ fashioned sugar that comes in three different colors.
Yum!
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Any use for candy corn is better than actually eating the vile stuff…except for putting them in your ears and/or nose. Who wants to guess how many comments before somebody reacts with horror that this shirt will be the cause of kids putting candy corn in places that require a trip to the doctor?
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Somehow, I think kids are amazingly good at thinking up the idea of candy corn in the nose without any outside suggestions.
I can feel my teeth rotting just thinking about eating candy corn…but I LUUUUURVE it so much! =)
To clarify: I mean I love candy corn, not rotting teeth. I don’t think I know anyone on enough medication to enjoy rotting teeth…
I will gladly admit that “Thimble Stand” made me laugh out loud in real life. How absolutely genius. I shall now procure a few bags of Candy Corn, open up an Etsy shop, and make a small fortune!
They need to make a new corn-syrup free candy corn. The irony could destroy us all.
Maybe its just me, but I see the vampire fangs as hanging off the chin (what is the mouth) and the nose as a little smile. Must be all the cute Woot T’s that have me thinking Chibi.
BA-BA-BA-BAAA!
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Ah, this is such a fun design. Congratulations MJ!!
“Reverse hearing aid.”
I love you, shirt.woot.
As per usual, the eloquent Lewis Black can answer your question.
Am I the only one who discovered the brilliance of mixing a ratio of candy corn and peanuts (1:2) and eating it that way? I would never dream of eating them on their own, but with peanuts, it creates a delicious bag of salty/sweet goodness!
OH. I thought the vampire fang candy corn was actually legs! And his nose was a smile! He was so much cuter that way!
Plus I recently watched my brother playing Zelda, so now I know what a triforce is. I get one of your jokes for once! Mwahaha!