Overheard in the Office


#821

“He asked if he had found it, I said ‘That’s my leg.’”


#822

“I’d rather smell like Mocha instead of freaking nut!”


#823

“Well, if we’re going to play it that way, I’ll knock you across the ring with my butt!”


#824

“Keebler done changed their crackers.”


#825

“WHO SLEPT WITH TIM??”


#826

“I smelled that and thought, wow, it sure would be delicious to grab a big handful of that right now.”


#827

“My tip’s way bigger than that!”


#828

“I wonder how hard it is to push that?”


#829

“Look at your belly! It’s so cute!”


#830

“They didn’t talk about nut tapping last year…”


#831

“You want some organic candy corn? It’s homemade from Portland!”


#832

“Come over here and feel this. It’s soft and mushy!”


#833

Ducks, Deer, and Sex Ed.


#834

“By develope a relationship she means, after the bar closed at 10:30 she rode with them to Massachusetts for all you can eat wings and beers.”


#835

“I am not exhibiting soft bigotry.”


#836

“If I drink any more, I’m going to be bouncing off the overhead, if I’m not already bouncing off the overhead.”


#837

“I knew it wouldn’t be a formal interview as soon as you said “KtC” was coming. When she’s around it’s usually for a good time.”


#838

“I have something that I need to have in by noon.”


#839

“Wanda, are you taking other peoples’ medications again?”


#840

“I WANT THAT PUDDING TO HURRY UP AND GET COLD!”