Overheard in the Office


#881

Herman Munster was eaten by a kid. He did not deserve to die that way!


#882

“A minute ago it was… tiny. But then I hit it, and now I’m a happy camper.”


#883

“Pat said ‘hump.’”


#884

Contractor 1: Adidas stands for “All day I dream about sex.”
contractor 2: “No way! Really?”


#885

“Sure, it smells good now, but just wait a couple of hours.”


#886

Unless you happen to be in southeastern Pennsylvania.


#887

“There’s going to be a strange man standing around here for a little while. Just ignore him and go about your business.”


#888

“It’s okay, you can hold it and smell it.”


#889

“Can I pee under your legs? Can I pee under your legs? Heh heh heh…”


#890

You work in a very weird place.


#891

“I don’t like the smell, but I like the feel.”


#892

On hearing that Jessica Parker will go shopping with anyone for $400 … “Why would anyone pay that when you can rent a real horse for $200?”


#893

“Anywhere it fits is fine…”


#894

“It’s self-explanetary.”


#895

Not an “overheard,” but there was hair in the sink at work today. Someone is friggin shaving at work.


#896

“It’s okay, I’ll just whip off my shirt!”


#897

“I don’t bite into anything that’s hard.”


#898

“Let me pull this out and see if I can get it to work.”


#899

“You came really fast. That was weird.”


#900

“I just feel that I need to dangle this here. It’s just so cute, everybody should see it.”