Overheard in the Office

“That thing needs to be stuck through a hole.”

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“It wouldn’t have broken if you hadn’t tried to cram so much stuff in it that fast.”

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“I fiddled with it a little… it was fun.”

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You have some interesting co-workers

“Holy cow, put your hat back on! Your giant bald head looks like an albino hemorrhoid!”

It’s been asked before… What general field of work are you a part of?!

“I need to poke that, hard…

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“Whoa! You throw that bottle back like an old pro, there, Clare!”

This one was at work during a team race.
Worker 1 and 2 were on our team, they were talking to one guy on the other team who was notoriously slow.
Worker 1: “You guys are gonna get creamed”
Worker 2: “Yeah and knowing you, I’ll bet you’ll like it”

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“I just dropped a pill.”

“I don’t want you to get me sick.”
“Well, don’t play with my cornhole today and you’ll be fine.”

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M: “It’s creepy how you two are just hanging out by the women’s restroom”
J: “I know, but this is where the copier is…”
B: “Oh, I can make this creepier.”
M: “I bet you can”

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“I’m actually bigger than you’d think.”

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“Morgan, my Christmas wish for you is that your little baby boy will finally grow some hair upon his round, bald head.”

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“Thanks to the miracle of elastic waistbands, I’m still a 34!”

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“If they give you any grief, you just tell them to kiss your butt, Joe!”

same people as almost 4 years ago?

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