“That thing needs to be stuck through a hole.”
“It wouldn’t have broken if you hadn’t tried to cram so much stuff in it that fast.”
“I fiddled with it a little… it was fun.”
You have some interesting co-workers
“Holy cow, put your hat back on! Your giant bald head looks like an albino hemorrhoid!”
It’s been asked before… What general field of work are you a part of?!
“I need to poke that, hard…”
“Whoa! You throw that bottle back like an old pro, there, Clare!”
This one was at work during a team race.
Worker 1 and 2 were on our team, they were talking to one guy on the other team who was notoriously slow.
Worker 1: “You guys are gonna get creamed”
Worker 2: “Yeah and knowing you, I’ll bet you’ll like it”
“I just dropped a pill.”
“I don’t want you to get me sick.”
“Well, don’t play with my cornhole today and you’ll be fine.”
M: “It’s creepy how you two are just hanging out by the women’s restroom”
J: “I know, but this is where the copier is…”
B: “Oh, I can make this creepier.”
M: “I bet you can”
“I’m actually bigger than you’d think.”
“Morgan, my Christmas wish for you is that your little baby boy will finally grow some hair upon his round, bald head.”
“Thanks to the miracle of elastic waistbands, I’m still a 34!”
“If they give you any grief, you just tell them to kiss your butt, Joe!”
same people as almost 4 years ago?
“BUUUURRRRRP!!! Whoa, excuse me! That was a surprise burp-a-rooney!”
“Hey, Steve, I was thinking about you when I was getting dressed this morning. Wanna know why?”
“I think their primary export is, like, women with big butts.”