CORONAVIRUS TELEWORK EDITION:
“I managed to hang up on myself.”
Kind Regards,
Kenney9226
from the extra bedroom over the garage
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From the morning conference call:
Boss: OK, I think we’re done…does anybody need anything?
Chev: I am out of tequila.
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CORONAVIRUS TELEWORK EDITION:
“Everybody wants to be the pickle jar hero.”
Kind Regards,
Kenney9226
from the extra bedroom over the garage
5 Likes
CORONAVIRUS TELEWORK EDITION:
“Are we certain they’re using the D-hole punch the right way?”
Kind Regards,
Kenney9226
from the extra bedroom over the garage
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CORONAVIRUS TELEWORK EDITION:
“You’re not really home unless there’s a hair in it.”
Kind Regards,
Kenney9226
from the extra bedroom over the garage
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CORONAVIRUS TELEWORK EDITION:
“I wanted to get it hard, but not too hard…”
Kind Regards,
Kenney9226
from the extra bedroom over the garage
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CORONAVIRUS TELEWORK EDITION:
“…lubrication instructions.”
Kind Regards,
Kenney9226
from the extra bedroom over the garage
3 Likes
CORONAVIRUS TELEWORK EDITION:
“That’s why I left my hearing aids at home today.”
Kind Regards,
Kenney9226
from offsite field trip to external facility
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ringtone: 
Somewhere over the rainbow
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CORONAVIRUS TELEWORK EDITION:
“I just finished breakfast, I didn’t need to see man nipples this early…”
Kind Regards,
Kenney9226
from the extra bedroom over the garage
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Zoom call: I hear we are getting off furlough and going full pay in March.
crickets
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CORONAVIRUS TELECONFERENCE EDITION:
Missy: Your meeting invitation went straight to my junk email folder.
Larry: …as all Jack’s meeting invitations should go.
Kind Regards,
Kenney9226
from the extra bedroom over the garage
5 Likes
CORONAVIRUS TELEWORK EDITION:
“You seem a little too concerned about how those D-hole punches are holding up, Will.”
Kind Regards,
Kenney9226
from the extra bedroom over the garage
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i’m saddened to reveal i actually know what a D hole punch is.
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CORONAVIRUS TELEWORK EDITION:
“Wet pulping.”
Kind Regards,
Kenney9226
from the extra bedroom over the garage
3 Likes
CORONAVIRUS TELEWORK EDITION:
“I tried a few times to get it in there but it was too slippery and I couldn’t do it.”
Kind Regards,
Kenney9226
from the extra bedroom over the garage
3 Likes
This one might be my favorite.
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CORONAVIRUS TELEWORK EDITION:
“Hold it down and it will become a little larger.”
Kind Regards,
Kenney9226
from the extra bedroom over the garage
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CORONAVIRUS TELEWORK EDITION:
“Now you know why we call him ‘Captain Brownpants.’"
Kind Regards,
Kenney9226
from the extra bedroom over the garage
3 Likes
CORONAVIRUS TELEWORK EDITION:
“Mary always stops at the D."
Kind Regards,
Kenney9226
from the extra bedroom over the garage
4 Likes