Overheard in the Office

“I’ve seen lots of old movies like Forest Gump, Men in Black, and Miss Congeniality.”

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And the topic spills over to ‘why it’s a fact the earth is flat’…

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“Realistically it’s an unrealistic expectation…”

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See there ya go talking about reality, you logical people and your tangible evidence 8p

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Dress for the job you want…

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Heard on the work radios:
Silence………………………………………. “PULL OUT BECKY!” …………………………………………

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“It’s finally the weekend. Time for cocaine and bitches”
I didn’t know what to say lol
I work at an interesting place

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“meatball dunkers.”

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When did September 31st stop being a day?

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bench presenting GIF

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“I might pop out early…”

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“You’d be surprised at how many things you have to do with your fingertips.”

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“It just looks larger than I was expecting…”

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“Let’s try to squeeze another one in, Greg.”

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“You can still get it out, but you have to wiggle it.”

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Jim: “You’re too enamored with the term, ‘superpoo.’”

Steve: “I like superpoos.”

Anna: “I’ll try to make them more often, then.”

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“When it’s just the two of us, all the other things pop out.”

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Finally, don’t be shy, I’m excited for you to jump right in my back hole.

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Foreman to his linesman. No, no, I always stroke it first to make sure it properly hardens. Then you all can join in.

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