“I’ve seen lots of old movies like Forest Gump, Men in Black, and Miss Congeniality.”
And the topic spills over to ‘why it’s a fact the earth is flat’…
“Realistically it’s an unrealistic expectation…”
See there ya go talking about reality, you logical people and your tangible evidence 8p
Dress for the job you want…
Heard on the work radios:
Silence………………………………………. “PULL OUT BECKY!” …………………………………………
“It’s finally the weekend. Time for cocaine and bitches”
I didn’t know what to say lol
I work at an interesting place
“meatball dunkers.”
When did September 31st stop being a day?
“I might pop out early…”
“You’d be surprised at how many things you have to do with your fingertips.”
“It just looks larger than I was expecting…”
“Let’s try to squeeze another one in, Greg.”
“You can still get it out, but you have to wiggle it.”
Jim: “You’re too enamored with the term, ‘superpoo.’”
Steve: “I like superpoos.”
Anna: “I’ll try to make them more often, then.”
“When it’s just the two of us, all the other things pop out.”
Finally, don’t be shy, I’m excited for you to jump right in my back hole.
Foreman to his linesman. No, no, I always stroke it first to make sure it properly hardens. Then you all can join in.