Overheard in the Office

“Two inches really isn’t enough…”

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“I’ll let you know when I see it pop out…”

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“Oh, I definitely need that hole to be the right size…”

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“I just wanna just put it in there and take it out and put it in there and take it out…”

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“Come on, Ronnie, just squeeze it between your fingers and feel it squish a little…”

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“I always keep on going until I’m satisfied…”

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“I’ll be here if anybody needs something hot and urgent…”

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Speaker phone conversation in the Dr office waiting room:
“Should I wash my sweatshirt in cold or hot water?”
“I don’t know, what does it say?”
“Georgia Tech”
In my head: “Yeah… I think they might want that back…”

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“I just wish it was a little bigger…”

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That’s what WE ALL say! :rofl:

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I think we are going to move Chiefs Kingdom to Kansas…boo!

“All I need to know is how long is it, and are you able to use it?”

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“When my clothes start falling off, you know it’s going good…”

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“This is what I call 'hole 1,” and then further back is 'hole 2…"

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“It’ll be tight, but I think I can squeeze you in, too…”

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