I kind of really want this, but know I would never actually use it 
THAT’S HOT!
Thot for short
Instant purchase. I don’t know what I will do with it, but I need it.
If it were an electric one, I would have definitely bought it.
if this was a bit cheaper i’d get it as a gag gift for sure
Why is this a thing?
Immediate reaction: Oh, gawd!
I’ll give you $3.50
What does it whistle?
The pink girlies are THRIVING today. 
Now I kind of want to buy it for a future white elephant party LOL… but yeah… it should be cheaper.
This is going to slay as a trivia prize for my local bar trivia.
She has a line of other cook wear, I think knives and idk what else lol
People are actually ordering it!
Oh, the humanity…
They HAVE to buy it. How else are we to get to the next item otherwise?