$9 for a jar of preserves makes baby jesus cry.
You know you only pay shipping once a day. so shell out 5 now and you don’t have to again until midnight.
Assuming I find something else I wanna buy. 
true true but then you will have to pay 5$ more for that item
spend it now and later its like it doesn’t exist 
thats called logic, lol
woot offs rot my brain