Just lay back and say, “Ahhhhhhhhhhhh.”
Just shot some water out of my nose on that one. Thanks writers.
Until the cord pulls out from the wall. Ahhh sweet sweet Woot dissapointment.
Then you still say “Ahhhhhhhhhhhh” but with exclamation points like “Ahhhhhhhhhhhh!!!”
You forgot to add in the name of your favorite Woot staffer.
Admit it. You thought of one.
It was @notmatty wasn’t it? There were subliminal messages in his book reading.
He gave us all the joy, the drama, the romance and then abruptly ended it in the middle.
I’m not sure what anything regarding the book club was about, subliminal or blatant. But that was a sweet, sweet robe.
Oh God yes. That robe. I need a Woot monkey in that robe holding a little dog.
@peaceetc should we petition for this?
@notmatty was supposed to send me that dog quite some time ago. I think your idea is the very least he and Woot can do to make up for this most grievous error.
A NASAL SALUTE??? Woot! Writers LIVE for those!!! Huzzah!
Most sincere apologies. We have been training Ruby 18 hours a day to be your all-purpose pooch but she still has to pass her Finals. Here’s 2 pictures as recompense
- Personal Massager
- Very Personal Massager
- DIY Personal Massager (bravery not included)
Maybe put the egg beaters down and try tinder? Or not.
Does she always look like she just saw a ghost?