Personal Massager


Personal Massager

Just lay back and say, “Ahhhhhhhhhhhh.”

Just shot some water out of my nose on that one. Thanks writers.

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Until the cord pulls out from the wall. Ahhh sweet sweet Woot dissapointment.

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Then you still say “Ahhhhhhhhhhhh” but with exclamation points like “Ahhhhhhhhhhhh!!!”

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You forgot to add in the name of your favorite Woot staffer.

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:w_shocked:

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Admit it. You thought of one.

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Just one?

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It was @notmatty wasn’t it? There were subliminal messages in his book reading.

He gave us all the joy, the drama, the romance and then abruptly ended it in the middle.

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I’m not sure what anything regarding the book club was about, subliminal or blatant. But that was a sweet, sweet robe.

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Oh God yes. That robe. I need a Woot monkey in that robe holding a little dog.

@peaceetc should we petition for this?

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@notmatty was supposed to send me that dog quite some time ago. I think your idea is the very least he and Woot can do to make up for this most grievous error.

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A NASAL SALUTE??? Woot! Writers LIVE for those!!! Huzzah!

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Most sincere apologies. We have been training Ruby 18 hours a day to be your all-purpose pooch but she still has to pass her Finals. Here’s 2 pictures as recompense


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  2. Personal Massager
  3. Very Personal Massager
  4. DIY Personal Massager (bravery not included)
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Maybe put the egg beaters down and try tinder? Or not.

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Does she always look like she just saw a ghost?

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image

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hahahahhahha ALWAYS

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