Personal Portable Waist Clip

Personal Portable Waist Clip

Helps dissemination maybe? :grin:

Fart Prancing GIF

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I don’t get it… is this product for blowing your fart up towards your face? Like what else can it possibly be for, not going to cool you down since everyones waist will point it outwards and not straight upwards…

Consumerism… BAH

How’s it powered?

Cow farts

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It’s only $13 on Amazon… Why pay more to blow your own stink in your face?

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Such a waste

Because we are Woot

Except they spelled it ‘waist’

Essential gear for egotists who must whiff their own poots constantly. Y’know, TikTok stars.

Figured these have to be for swamp ass in the summer, then I ran a search.

They use The slightly fancier ones for armored vests.

Granted, I was thinking That design was more along the line of cosplayers wet dream…dry dream?

But I digress, as the market for the ones that are not quite as fancy seem to be line chefs and construction workers --And they said they only work with certain shirts, otherwise the fabric gets caught blocking the fan as soon as you move your body even slightly. They also don’t work if the temperature around you goes over Your body temperature - without an intervention like a spray bottle or an ice pack working with it, you’re going to roast.

or swim…Is swimming in your own swamp ass a thing?
Like if you sweat enough swamp ass, can you drown yourself? drown bystanders?

Come to think of it, buying this product just might save a life!

Or you could buy a Lifesaver ring…One of those two things anyway :wink: