Just found out about the penny t-shirt deal for new members, only to discover that the 2,019 coupon codes were used up.
I’ve heard of $1 shirts, but no one has ever given me coupon for penny shirt.
That’s because the penny coupons were for the younger, prettier new customers.
I had a great uncle who would give us kids pocket change in exchange for a hug.
Sounds way worse than it was. I think…