Pick one:
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Greasy versus sticky: definitely choosing greasy. Both will be annoying to remove, but I HATE being sticky.
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Butter FTW
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Honey is akin to tar and feathering. Butter is like those body builders smothering themselves in oil. I will go with butter to see if it help me finally achieve abs. Worse case I just get hungry for movie theater popcorn and forget the visible abs.
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I have to choose honey used to be a beekeeper so pretty much been there already and butter makes me itch
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This one is the weirdest yet. Or were there worse 
?
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My husband’s answer: “Ummm, are there bees around? I’ll choose butter just in case there are bees.” 
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I guess that depends on who’s licking it off 
Need to make sure it’s something she likes.
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Well, since it’s a kitty-cat, I recommend tuna fish.
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I must be missing something here. But… ok
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I’m just saying, you know? Cats don’t like butter or honey.
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Um… Uh… I’m going to abstain from voting. M’kay.
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What’s confusing me is why is a cat licking me at all?
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Wait, so you weren’t talking about your cat?
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Need more options, IMHO.
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ummmm… no. 
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Well, this is awkward…
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