You’re the worst pirate, the worst pirate in the world…
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Condition: The Black Spot
I love the Treasure Island reference!!!
Love it! and I’m a girl.
yay! a really clever design that doesnt require explaining!
no, no you are not. it was the first thing i immediately noticed about the shirt…
I laughed too, especially when I got to the line about English majors…I hadn’t even noticed the math…
But the limes pair better with the other thing British sailors were known to enjoy: Rum.
The Other 9% is for “AYE AYE!. . . .wait. . . .make that one Aye.”
So… what’s the embedded math joke? Is there really a joke or just that the numbers don’t add up (ha)?
Hahaha! Congrats Evan and Roni! its full of awesome!
Given its history, woot clearly has a zombie bias. I’m surprised they’re offering this pirate shirt at all. Though, come to think of it, the numbers in the chart are skewed and fudged with… it’s a conspiracy!
This is definitely off. Rum should be at least 50%.
Most amazing shirt i’ve seen on woot in a while.
“Don’t buy this shirt” has never rung so true. English major here, didn’t add, missed the whole joke, alerted belatedly by the comments.
I added it up too. What makes the last 9%?
21% rum? Wouldn’t that give our pirate a BAC of DEAD?
Let’s all be glad that syphilis was less than a full percent. 
Very fun tee - congrats on the print!
i bought it cuz well i’m a pirate girl & this shirt rules! i like it cuz it’s super colorful & looks like a pirate. good job guys! instant buy 
ARRRRRRRR!!!
Well done, sir.
100% love. Congrats you two!