Pineapple Vengeance

I guess you showed those vegetarians how cruel they really are.

Am I the only one who thought of Snake Plissken first??

I’m disappointed in the lack of people from Hawaii buying this :frowning:

Gah! Creepy write-up. “Can’t sleep, clown’ll eat me.”

The write-up reminds me of the chili cookoff episode of Southpark…

+1UP to w00t writers.

Mon Petit Chou!

Woot, when/if/perhaps/we’re thinking about it/no really we are/why are you doubting us? you bring back classics, Mon Petit Chou should be the grand re-opening shirt!!!

Haha, no. Plissken or Big Boss from MGS. (which are basically the same thing)

How I Met Your Mother had a random pineapple show up in one episode… i still don’t think they’ve explained where it came from. “when frisky dates at the bar turn bad…”

cool shirt!!!

Thanks jim!!!

hmmm… pineapple boys need not apply:

It is not morbid enough! scoff

What about street cred? Is it different than rep?

I’d rather see more Editor’s Choice selections, bringing worthy Derby entries into print, rather than lame designs like this one. But that’s just me.

I agree. A death threat from a pineapple could be considered cute, but then the suggestion that a man was being forced to eat his ground-up wife and children… even with the cartoony backstory, my stomach sorta sank when I read that.

It’s a bit SouthPark-esque. Not that I don’t like South Park, but that kind of thing was pretty unexpected here.

By far the creepiest description I’ve ever seen on Woot.

I’m right there with you. Just look at the current fog. My guess is John Henry and the stepped on alien are locks to win. That means all but one of the kissing sailor, the ocotopus, first to flight and roshambo won’t print. All of those designs are far, far superior to this one.

I think it makes total sense to go with independent designs when you’ve got something brilliant like the At-At/@-@ design (I bought one myself). Or Chucknorium.

But a pineapple with an eye patch? A bear that looks like Mr. T? (I already own Extreme National Forrest!)

Why put up this kind of mediocre stuff in when you’ve got much better stuff in your own fogs.

Just when a guy thinks he is in the clear by converting to vegan-ism (the Ungulate Coalition and Poultry Union was stalking him), he turns on the light to see Senor Comosus on the counter top…

Thanks to everyone who has enjoyed or purchased this and sorry to all those who don’t like it. I was a little surprised that woot picked it in the first place, but happy. I’ve always loved the fact that woot has such a very diverse audience.

Sorry, I was a little cranky when I wrote what I did above. I forget artists often read these. I stand by what I said, but I was pretty rude to you. I revised my comment.

I guess I am the only one who thought of the tv-edit of Scarface?

In the real movie it goes down like this:
Immigration Officer #3: Where’d you get the beauty scar, tough guy? Eatin’ p—y?
Tony Montana: How’m I gonna get a scar like that eating p—y?

but when they edit it for basic cable TV it turns into this masterpiece:
Immigration Officer #3: Where’d you get the beauty scar, tough guy? Eatin’ pineapple?
Tony Montana: How’m I gonna get a scar like that eating pineapple?


hahaha, don’t worry about it. I’ve heard far worse and it really didn’t bother me at all. I completely understand that you can’t please everyone, if the world were all sunshine and rainbows it wouldn’t be nearly as interesting.