Pirate vs. Viking

Pirate vs. Viking

Pirate vs. Viking

And because the font is not as readable in the compressed picture, here is the captioning:

Fig 1, Viking—Fig 2, Pirate

Wears silly hat (both)
Has Scurvy (PIrate)
Carries Axe (Viking)
Missing 27% of body (Pirate)
Loves Lutefisk (Viking)
Sails Sea (both)
Has parrot (Pirate)
Attacks on Land (Viking)
From Icy North (Viking)
Doesn’t bathe (both)
Swabs decks (Pirate)
Wears Boot(s) (both)