PISSED OFF

wow, is shiny teeth a new measure of attractiveness… good thing i don’t worry about that stuff much…

Well, being pissed off is not as bad as being pissed on…

“You don’t tug on Superman’s cape. You don’t [piss] into the wind. You don’t pull the mask off the ol’ Lone Ranger and you don’t mess around with Jim.” ~ Jim Croce

“That’s where I saw the Leprchaun. He tells me to burn things!” -Ralph Wiggum

“My cat’s breath smells like catfood.” ~ Ralph Wiggum

“this tastes like grandma.”- R.W.

. . . got run over by a reindeer . . .

“You smell like big foot’s d**k.” ~Anchorman

I still gotta see that movie!!!

“Hey Linda, you’re a b*tch.” ~The Wedding Singer

haha!!!

can I say a quote that has lots of “f’s” in it?

Is it from Southpark?

no…but just as many cuss words…

someone piss on wilkyd to put the fire out!

I found a bumper sticker on a toilet that said
“Fire Sprinklers Save Lives!”
hehehe.

huh? what about all the “great deals” you got???
there’s no reason to be pissed.
it’s called calendar “crap” for a reason.
my $1 phone didn’t even work…
so i gave it to my three-year-old niece and she just loves it.
and i hung the “fact or crap” daily calendar above the coffee machine at work.
everyone loves that.
and the stuffed panda went to the dog.

i’m sure you’ll be back! you can’t resist the woot.

I just got my Fact or Crap calendar today and I think it’s great. I even get to register online and have access to a calendar online.
What did you expect? They spelled everything out in the description.

Excellent point.

I got my calendars. Knew exactly what I ordered.

Another excellent point!