Pizza isn’t pizza is there’s ________.
There’s 1 too many is’s in there somewhere.
I think wootbot meant:
Pizza isn’t pizza if there’s ________.
Pizza isn’t pizza if there’s no cheese.
Those who said lettuce haven’t had a taco pizza. The lettuce works perfectly. (added after cooking, of course)
There’s two answers.
If there’s any pineapple on it, it isn’t a pizza.
If there’s no cheese on it, it isn’t a pizza.
Durian anywhere close to it.
Last time I ordered pizza, I instructed them to cut it into 8 pieces instead of 10, saying that I wasn’t hungry enough to eat 10 pieces.
7 cuts too many.