Pizza isn’t pizza is there’s ________.

Pizza isn’t pizza is there’s ________.

There’s 1 too many is’s in there somewhere.

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I think wootbot meant:

Pizza isn’t pizza if there’s ________.

As in:

Pizza isn’t pizza if there’s no cheese.

Those who said lettuce haven’t had a taco pizza. The lettuce works perfectly. (added after cooking, of course)

There’s two answers.

If there’s any pineapple on it, it isn’t a pizza.
If there’s no cheese on it, it isn’t a pizza.

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Durian anywhere close to it.

Pizza isn’t a Pizza if there is no Cheese.

Last time I ordered pizza, I instructed them to cut it into 8 pieces instead of 10, saying that I wasn’t hungry enough to eat 10 pieces.

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7 cuts too many.