Bah! Almost had me again woot!
It got me!!! I though Big Ol Corn…
A PCCP? Is that a different thing from a BOC?
FINALLY I got a Woot-Off COB!!!
I predict I bunch of these will be sold here in Nebraska
I don’t think I ever attend parties where this would be the appropriate hat to wear!
big corn wants you to buy this
Well, I’ve been looking to spend some money here today, but seriously…
Isn’t that how Country Girls Get It Done?
So corny 
Wut.
I don’t know that I’d even want to go to a party where a hat such as this was required..
Yep - Big ol Cob
ur clearly not going to the right parties
You mean @davejlives’s birthday party?
wait i think i replied to the wrong comment lol
Hat delivered, child will now only answer to the name “corn”. Task succeeded.