Political conspiracy theories that might just be true.

Post your craziest theories.

Donald Trump’s hair is actually hiding a rat which controls him, like in Ratatouille. The rat, in turn, is a Chinese robot. He’s the ratchurian candidate.

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Hillary has already worn out 3 clones.

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*Isn’t it rich?
Are we a pair?
Me here at last on the ground,
You in mid-air.
Send in the clones.

Isn’t it bliss?
Don’t you approve?
One who keeps tearing around,
One who can’t move.
Where are the clones?
Send in the clones.

Just when I’d stopped
Opening doors,
Finally knowing
The one that I wanted was yours,
Making my entrance again
With my usual flair,
Sure of my lines,
No one is there.

Don’t you love farce?
My fault, I fear.
I thought that you’d want what I want -
Sorry, my dear.
But where are the clones?
Quick, send in the clones.
Don’t bother, they’re here.

Isn’t it rich?
Isn’t it queer?
Losing my timing this late
In my career?
And where are the clones?
There ought to be clones.
Well, maybe 2020.
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MIGHT be real? According to this, it already is!

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But, then again everything you know is wrong!

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I want to take a ride in the presidential time machine.