Okay, I stayed up late just for my adoring fans. Well that and I didn’t need a maniac heading my way.
Here’s my newly acquired crap.
If you want a pdf version of this you can donate $1 to the Get Will to Model His Panties fund and I’ll email it to you.
Inventory List:
Pivot & Swivel {same to you bud}
Keychain
Plates
FDA approved Foil {not at all some sketchy brand}
Retrofit Light {I just bought two CASES of similar lights from Woot a few weeks ago}
Philips hue lightbulb
Nice Coaster
? Bag
Charcoal teeth whitening powder
A glass protector for the iPhone v1.0
A case of soap bars
A huge toboggan
An Official Woot Volunteer Moderator Uniform
Wyze Cam
Exactly one assfull of binder clips
Like 500 sheets of Kindergarten paper
Signed Mortimer sticker {Looks like whoever signed it should’ve kept some of that Kinder paper}
Delicious pineapple tidbits that I will eat this winter and dream about Hawaii
Thanks @davejlives and crew for another colossal waste of time! I laughed, I cried, I cursed God for creating me. It was an experience that reminded me what life is really all about. I just wish I didn’t forget it already. Oh well, see ya’ll next time!