Post Mongering 10/27/22 (Part 1)

“Oh. Then we’re in more trouble than I thought,” Jocey admitted. “From the stories, I thought you could just wave your hand and make any pirates just disappear.”

“Invisibility? Why would I want to do that?”

“No, Silverwind,” Oceanvine said laughing, “I think she meant something like disintegration. A bit drastic, I’ll admit, but possible.”

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“Possible, yes,” he agreed, “but they would have to be directly abeam and practically touching for me to pull it off. Another solution perhaps. Your idea about invisibility maybe.”

“I always thought true invisibility was impossible,” Oceanvine argued.

“It is,” Silverwind confirmed, “and even if we could render this ship invisible you would still see a hole in the water where we are, but there are alternatives that effectively will do the job even better. An illusion, perhaps, something easy like a visual displacement. I’ll be back in a bit.”

Hat

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