Presenting my Winter 2021 Desk Crap.
Car charger
1/8th buttload of paperclips
Sony Speaker
~500 Bunn Coffee Filters
1 Coupon for a Free Spank (from spanker of choice)
2 Major Awards
A Sack of Cash (minus the cash)
Disappointing bag
Doggie booties
I’m torn on who to select for my spank. I’m leaning towards Matt because he looks like a gentle spanker but I think I’ll just hold on to this for future use. You never know if Woot will hire a supermodel spokeswoman.
Thanks to Dave and crew and all you other suckers who enable me. My Woot office transformation is almost complete.
Special shoutout to Mr. K Anderson. I’m not much of an influencer but I’ll do my best to make you proud.