I guess someone is not going to qualify for “unimpressed pets“ this time around.
He zoned in on the monkeys right away…
Contents of my DDC:
Top down itemized:
White Yeti Insulated Tumblr
Bull 
Mug
30 pack Red Party (solo-ish) cups
“GO AWAY Unless you have donuts“ desk sign
First Alert Cash Box
Logitech Trackman Corded Rollerball (Mouse)
Phillips Bluetooth Speaker
Shari’s Cafe & Pies reusable bag
Four Woot! monkeys (2018 Bacon and Eggs, 2018 Super Woot, 2015 Chevron & 2011 Orange/Bengal Tiger)
BOC 
stress ball
Woot Off! Light 
stress ball
Woot Off! Light Sticker
Actual WootOff Lights (my first set!!)
Major Award 
(Thumbs Up)
Two kids Tee’s signed by Krysten Ritter
GIANT Xmas Stocking
Spyder Ski Clothing Zipper Jacket
One ( ! ) Tee
Two “Woot Launches…” Tee’s
Bright Yellow Sweater Blouse (probably should have been in the “Much Yellow” box)
Loved my box, so many great things I can definitely use, and a few that will be gifted/donated.
Thank you @davejlives - lots of fun! 