It’s a thread… but not THE Posts thread 
I gave that out on Halloween… think there are a few left even!
What kind of couch?
I don’t “do” Halloween, yet when I sent pictures of my penguin plushies in costumes to various Wooters, none of them gave me so much as a rock.
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Maybe it will come with a can of coveted Lysol???
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Whatever’s in the warehouse.
Edit: I see where I made a mistake. I’ll go edit it now.
You didn’t send me any pictures!
It’s fine.
I might revive my birthday tradition of getting a large tub of banana Laffy Taffy for my birthday.
(And by tradition, I mean that I only did it once, and that that was 2 or 3 years ago. Maybe longer.)
I thought it was a large tub of margarine.
Nope.
If anything, it would have been butter.
Does that desk even have a drawer? I’m respectfully suspicious of this.
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If I win, can I get a reconditioned Paula Deen?
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I’m a fan of banana flavored Runts, myself 
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I know that by a different name.
Thirty four.
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That is the rule.
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This is all a ruse to fool the mothership into thinking people shop here.
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Perhaps you didn’t get the memo that you’re supposed to be off.
Did they forget to press your switch?
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She really needs that other shoe.
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Make sure you test it in the driveway first?
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