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VANESSA:
Actually, it’s completely closed down.
BARRY:
I thought maybe you were remodeling.
:
But I have another idea, and it’s
greater than my previous ideas combined.
VANESSA:
I don’t want to hear it!

BARRY:
All right, they have the roses,
the roses have the pollen.
:
I know every bee, plant
and flower bud in this park.
:
All we gotta do is get what they’ve got
back here with what we’ve got.
:

Bees.
VANESSA:
Park.
BARRY:
Pollen!
VANESSA:
Flowers.
BARRY:
Re-pollination!
VANESSA:
Across the nation!
:
Tournament of Roses,
Pasadena, California.
:
They’ve got nothing
but flowers, floats and cotton candy.
:
Security will be tight.
BARRY:
I have an idea.

(Flash forward in time. Vanessa is about to board a plane which has all the
Roses on board.
VANESSA:
Vanessa Bloome, FTD.
(Holds out badge)
:
Official floral business. It’s real.
SECURITY GUARD:
Sorry, ma’am. Nice brooch.
=VANESSA==
Thank you. It was a gift.
(Barry is revealed to be hiding inside the brooch)
(Flash back in time and Barry and Vanessa are discussing their plan)
BARRY:
Once inside,
we just pick the right float.
VANESSA:
How about The Princess and the Pea?
:
I could be the princess,
and you could be the pea!
BARRY:
Yes, I got it.
:

Where should I sit?
GUARD:
What are you?
BARRY:
I believe I’m the pea.
GUARD:
The pea?
VANESSA:

It goes under the mattresses.
GUARD:

Not in this fairy tale, sweetheart.
I’m getting the marshal.
VANESSA:
You do that!
This whole parade is a fiasco!
:
Let’s see what this baby’ll do.
(Vanessa drives the float through traffic)
GUARD:
Hey, what are you doing?!
BARRY==
Then all we do
is blend in with traffic…
:
…without arousing suspicion.
:
Once at the airport,
there’s no stopping us.
(Flash forward in time and Barry and Vanessa are about to get on a plane)
SECURITY GUARD:
Stop! Security.
:
You and your insect pack your float?
VANESSA:
Yes.
SECURITY GUARD:
Has it been
in your possession the entire time?
VANESSA:
Yes.

SECURITY GUARD:
Would you remove your shoes?
(To Barry)

Remove your stinger.
BARRY:
It’s part of me.
SECURITY GUARD:
I know. Just having some fun.
Enjoy your flight.
(Barry plotting with Vanessa)
BARRY:
Then if we’re lucky, we’ll have
just enough pollen to do the job.
(Flash forward in time and Barry and Vanessa are flying on the plane)
Can you believe how lucky we are? We
have just enough pollen to do the job!
VANESSA:
I think this is gonna work.
BARRY:
It’s got to work.
CAPTAIN SCOTT:
(On intercom)
Attention, passengers,
this is Captain Scott.
:
We have a bit of bad weather
in New York.
:
It looks like we’ll experience
a couple hours delay.
VANESSA:
Barry, these are cut flowers
with no water. They’ll never make it.
BARRY:

I gotta get up there
and talk to them.
VANESSA==
Be careful.
(Barry flies right outside the cockpit door)
BARRY:
Can I get help
with the Sky Mall magazine?
I’d like to order the talking
inflatable nose and ear hair trimmer.
(The flight attendant opens the door and walks out and Barry flies into the
cockpit unseen)
BARRY:
Captain, I’m in a real situation.
CAPTAIN SCOTT:

What’d you say, Hal?
CO-PILOT HAL:
Nothing.
(Scott notices Barry and freaks out)
CAPTAIN SCOTT:
Bee!
BARRY:
No,no,no, Don’t freak out! My entire species…
(Captain Scott gets out of his seat and tries to suck Barry into a handheld
vacuum)
HAL:
(To Scott)
What are you doing?
(Barry lands on Hals hair but Scott sees him. He tries to suck up Barry but
instead he sucks up Hals toupee)
CAPTAIN SCOTT:
Uh-oh.
BARRY:
Wait a minute! I’m an attorney!

HAL:
(Hal doesn’t know Barry is on his head)

Who’s an attorney?
CAPTAIN SCOTT:
Don’t move.
(Scott hits Hal in the face with the vacuum in an attempt to hit Barry. Hal
is knocked out and he falls on the life raft button which launches an
infalatable boat into Scott, who gets knocked out and falls to the floor.
They are both uncounscious.)
BARRY:
(To himself)
Oh, Barry.
BARRY:
(On intercom, with a Southern accent)
Good afternoon, passengers.
This is your captain.
:
Would a Miss Vanessa Bloome in 24B
please report to the cockpit?
(Vanessa looks confused)
(Normal accent)
…And please hurry!
(Vanessa opens the door and sees the life raft and the uncounscious pilots)
VANESSA:
What happened here?
BARRY:
I tried to talk to them, but
then there was a DustBuster,
a toupee, a life raft exploded.
:
Now one’s bald, one’s in a boat,
and they’re both unconscious!
VANESSA:
…Is that another bee joke?
BARRY:
No!
:
No one’s flying the plane!
BUD DITCHWATER:
(Through radio on plane)
This is JFK control tower, Flight 356.
What’s your status?
VANESSA:
This is Vanessa Bloome.
I’m a florist from New York.
BUD:
Where’s the pilot?
VANESSA:
He’s unconscious,
and so is the copilot.
BUD:
Not good. Does anyone onboard
have flight experience?
BARRY:
As a matter of fact, there is.
BUD:
Who’s that?
BARRY:
Barry Benson.
BUD:
From the honey trial?! Oh, great.
BARRY:
Vanessa, this is nothing more
than a big metal bee.
:
It’s got giant wings, huge engines.

VANESSA:
I can’t fly a plane.
BARRY:

Why not? Isn’t John Travolta a pilot?
VANESSA:
Yes.
BARRY:
How hard could it be?
(Vanessa sits down and flies for a little bit but we see lightning clouds
outside the window)
VANESSA:
Wait, Barry!
We’re headed into some lightning.
(An ominous lightning storm looms in front of the plane)
(We are now watching the Bee News)
BOB BUMBLE:
This is Bob Bumble. We have some
late-breaking news from JFK Airport,
:
where a suspenseful scene
is developing.
:
Barry Benson,
fresh from his legal victory…
ADAM:
That’s Barry!
BOB BUMBLE:
…is attempting to land a plane,
loaded with people, flowers
:
and an incapacitated flight crew.
JANET, MARTIN, UNCLE CAR AND ADAM:
Flowers?!
(The scene switches to the human news)

REPORTER:
(Talking with Bob Bumble)
We have a storm in the area
and two individuals at the controls
:
with absolutely no flight experience.
BOB BUMBLE:
Just a minute.
There’s a bee on that plane.
BUD:
I’m quite familiar with Mr. Benson
and his no-account compadres.
:
They’ve done enough damage.
REPORTER:
But isn’t he your only hope?
BUD:
Technically, a bee
shouldn’t be able to fly at all.
:
Their wings are too small…
BARRY:
(Through radio)
Haven’t we heard this a million times?
:
“The surface area of the wings
and body mass make no sense.”…
BOB BUMBLE:

Get this on the air!
BEE:
Got it.

BEE NEWS CREW:

Stand by.
BEE NEWS CREW:
We’re going live!
BARRY:
(Through radio on TV)
…The way we work may be a mystery to you.
:
Making honey takes a lot of bees
doing a lot of small jobs.
:
But let me tell you about a small job.
:
If you do it well,
it makes a big difference.
:
More than we realized.
To us, to everyone.
:
That’s why I want to get bees
back to working together.
:
That’s the bee way!
We’re not made of Jell-O.
:
We get behind a fellow.
:
Black and yellow!
BEES:
Hello!
(The scene switches and Barry is teaching Vanessa how to fly)
BARRY:

Left, right, down, hover.
VANESSA:

Hover?
BARRY:
Forget hover.
VANESSA:
This isn’t so hard.
(Pretending to honk the horn)
Beep-beep! Beep-beep!
(A Lightning bolt hits the plane and autopilot turns off)
Barry, what happened?!
BARRY:
Wait, I think we were
on autopilot the whole time.
VANESSA:
That may have been helping me.
BARRY:
And now we’re not!
VANESSA:
So it turns out I cannot fly a plane.
(The plane plummets but we see Lou Lu Duva and the Pollen Jocks, along with
multiple other bees flying towards the plane)
Lou Lu DUva:
All of you, let’s get
behind this fellow! Move it out!
:
Move out!
(The scene switches back to Vanessa and Barry in the plane)
BARRY:
Our only chance is if I do what I’d do,
you copy me with the wings of the plane!
(Barry sticks out his arms like an airplane and flys in front of Vanessa’s
face)

VANESSA:
Don’t have to yell.
BARRY:
I’m not yelling!
We’re in a lot of trouble.
VANESSA:
It’s very hard to concentrate
with that panicky tone in your voice!
BARRY:
It’s not a tone. I’m panicking!
VANESSA:
I can’t do this!
(Barry slaps Vanessa)
BARRY:
Vanessa, pull yourself together.
You have to snap out of it!
VANESSA:
(Slaps Barry)
You snap out of it.
BARRY:
(Slaps Vanessa)
:
You snap out of it.
VANESSA:

You snap out of it!
BARRY:
You snap out of it!
(We see that all the Pollen Jocks are flying under the plane)
VANESSA:
You snap out of it!
BARRY:
You snap out of it!

VANESSA:

You snap out of it!
BARRY:
You snap out of it!
VANESSA:
Hold it!
BARRY:
Why? Come on, it’s my turn.
VANESSA:
How is the plane flying?
(The plane is now safely flying)
VANESSA:
I don’t know.
(Barry’s antennae rings like a phone. Barry picks up)
BARRY:
Hello?
LOU LU DUVA:
(Through “phone”)
Benson, got any flowers
for a happy occasion in there?
(All of the Pollen Jocks are carrying the plane)
BARRY:
The Pollen Jocks!
:
They do get behind a fellow.
LOU LU DUVA:
Black and yellow.
POLLEN JOCKS:
Hello.
LOU LU DUVA:
All right, let’s drop this tin can

on the blacktop.
BARRY:
Where? I can’t see anything. Can you?
VANESSA:
No, nothing. It’s all cloudy.
:
Come on. You got to think bee, Barry.
BARRY:

Thinking bee.
Thinking bee.
(On the runway there are millions of bees laying on their backs)
BEES:
Thinking bee!
Thinking bee! Thinking bee!
BARRY:
Wait a minute.
I think I’m feeling something.
VANESSA:
What?
BARRY:
I don’t know. It’s strong, pulling me.
:
Like a 27-million-year-old instinct.
:
Bring the nose down.
BEES:
Thinking bee!
Thinking bee! Thinking bee!
CONTROL TOWER OPERATOR:
What in the world is on the tarmac?
BUD:
Get some lights on that!

(It is revealed that all the bees are organized into a giant pulsating
flower formation)
BEES:
Thinking bee!
Thinking bee! Thinking bee!
BARRY:

Vanessa, aim for the flower.
VANESSA:
OK.
BARRY:
Out the engines. We’re going in
on bee power. Ready, boys?
LOU LU DUVA:
Affirmative!
BARRY:
Good. Good. Easy, now. That’s it.
:
Land on that flower!
:
Ready? Full reverse!
:
Spin it around!
(The plane’s nose is pointed at a flower painted on a nearby plane)
Not that flower! The other one!
VANESSA:
Which one?
BARRY:
That flower.
(The plane is now pointed at a fat guy in a flowered shirt. He freaks out
and tries to take a picture of the plane)
VANESSA:
I’m aiming at the flower!

BARRY:
That’s a fat guy in a flowered shirt.
I mean the giant pulsating flower
made of millions of bees!
(The plane hovers over the bee-flower)
:
Pull forward. Nose down. Tail up.
:
Rotate around it.
VANESSA:

This is insane, Barry!
BARRY:
This’s the only way I know how to fly.
BUD:
Am I koo-koo-kachoo, or is this plane
flying in an insect-like pattern?
(The plane is unrealistically hovering and spinning over the bee-flower)
BARRY:
Get your nose in there. Don’t be afraid.
Smell it. Full reverse!
:
Just drop it. Be a part of it.
:
Aim for the center!
:
Now drop it in! Drop it in, woman!
:
Come on, already.
(The bees scatter and the plane safely lands)
VANESSA:
Barry, we did it!
You taught me how to fly!

BARRY:

Yes!
(Vanessa is about to high-five Barry)
No high-five!
VANESSA:
Right.
ADAM:
Barry, it worked!
Did you see the giant flower?
BARRY:
What giant flower? Where? Of course
I saw the flower! That was genius!
ADAM:
Thank you.
BARRY:
But we’re not done yet.
:
Listen, everyone!
:
This runway is covered
with the last pollen
:
from the last flowers
available anywhere on Earth.
:
That means this is our last chance.
:
We’re the only ones who make honey,
pollinate flowers and dress like this.
:
If we’re gonna survive as a species,
this is our moment! What do you say?

:
Are we going to be bees, or just
Museum of Natural History keychains?
BEES:
We’re bees!
BEE WHO LIKES KEYCHAINS:
Keychain!
BARRY:
Then follow me! Except Keychain.
POLLEN JOCK #1:
Hold on, Barry. Here.
:
You’ve earned this.
BARRY:
Yeah!
:
I’m a Pollen Jock! And it’s a perfect
fit. All I gotta do are the sleeves.
(The Pollen Jocks throw Barry a nectar-collecting gun. Barry catches it)
Oh, yeah.
JANET:
That’s our Barry.
(Barry and the Pollen Jocks get pollen from the flowers on the plane)
(Flash forward in time and the Pollen Jocks are flying over NYC)
:
(Barry pollinates the flowers in Vanessa’s shop and then heads to Central
Park)
BOY IN PARK:
Mom! The bees are back!
ADAM:
(Putting on his Krelman hat)
If anybody needs

to make a call, now’s the time.
:
I got a feeling we’ll be
working late tonight!
(The bee honey factories are back up and running)
(Meanwhile at Vanessa’s shop)
VANESSA:
(To customer)
Here’s your change. Have a great
afternoon! Can I help who’s next?
:
Would you like some honey with that?
It is bee-approved. Don’t forget these.
(There is a room in the shop where Barry does legal work for other animals.
He is currently talking with a Cow)
COW:
Milk, cream, cheese, it’s all me.
And I don’t see a nickel!
:
Sometimes I just feel
like a piece of meat!
BARRY:
I had no idea.
VANESSA:
Barry, I’m sorry.
Have you got a moment?
BARRY:
Would you excuse me?
My mosquito associate will help you.
MOOSEBLOOD:
Sorry I’m late.
COW:
He’s a lawyer too?

MOOSEBLOOD:
Ma’am, I was already a blood-sucking parasite.
All I needed was a briefcase.
VANESSA:
Have a great afternoon!
:
Barry, I just got this huge tulip order,
and I can’t get them anywhere.
BARRY:
No problem, Vannie.
Just leave it to me.
VANESSA:
You’re a lifesaver, Barry.
Can I help who’s next?
BARRY:
All right, scramble, jocks!
It’s time to fly.
VANESSA:
Thank you, Barry!
(Ken walks by on the sidewalk and sees the “bee-approved honey” in
Vanessa’s shop)
KEN:
That bee is living my life!!
ANDY:
Let it go, Kenny.
KEN:

When will this nightmare end?!
ANDY:
Let it all go.
BARRY:
Beautiful day to fly.
POLLEN JOCK:
Sure is.
BARRY:
Between you and me,
I was dying to get out of that office.
(Barry recreates the scene near the beginning of the movie where he flies
through the box kite. The movie fades to black and the credits being)
[–after credits; No scene can be seen but the characters can be heard
talking over the credits–]
You have got
to start thinking bee, my friend!
:
Thinking bee!
Me?
BARRY:
(Talking over singer)
Hold it. Let’s just stop
for a second. Hold it.
:
I’m sorry. I’m sorry, everyone.
Can we stop here?
SINGER:
Oh, BarryBARRY:
I’m not making a major life decision
during a production number!
SINGER:
All right. Take ten, everybody.
Wrap it up, guys.
BARRY:
I had virtually no rehearsal for that.