I did the sniff test. It smells like the UPS truck. So far, so good.
Not pants hat
OG Woot pen
Cat chew toy lightbulb
Notepad
Sticker
Wig cap
Plinko ball #73
Smoke detector batteries (SCORE)
Beats (AWESOME)
Monkey
THE PARTICIPATION TROPHY I ASKED FOR!!
THANK YOU!!! @davejlives @ThunderThighs and @kirkfromthemailroom