Post Mongering 3/9/22 - 3/10/22 (Part 2)

The unboxing:





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REVEALS: 5 out of 36 (14%)
Wooter532777382 had :game_die: :paperclips::medal_sports::fish:
HmmmUsername away :headphones: :paperclips::medal_sports::fish:
wootevil give :magnet: :paperclips::medal_sports::fish:
gemi27ss a :headphones: :paperclips::medal_sports::fish:
gingirlj people :headphones: :paperclips::medal_sports::fish:
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ashleyheart
blinkguitar2
buy4me
caramelarrow
dafrogman
daveinwarshington
FrostByte
geminiree27
Ginnyill
GlassCrawford
HelloYellow
Jasila
jdr1
JGW27
kinglowrider
mareli83
Mster111
MuchToMyChagrin
offmycloud18
oheck
PadawanWooter
PrydeWater
Queen89
raviduggasani
RebelTaz
renatuslives
ryecowbee
Wooter547844675
Wooter704821585
Wooter772326458
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MUCH…

I never need to buy paperclips ever again

Very pleased.
Love the mini ? Bag :heart:
Great card for Mothers day
The bra will actually fit me
Easter eggs :heart::heart:
Happy face guys
… Y’all see the rest lol

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REVEALS: 6 out of 36 (17%)
ashleyheart much :dna: :paperclips::medal_sports::fish:
Wooter532777382 had :game_die: :paperclips::medal_sports::fish:
HmmmUsername away :headphones: :paperclips::medal_sports::fish:
wootevil give :magnet: :paperclips::medal_sports::fish:
gemi27ss a :headphones: :paperclips::medal_sports::fish:
gingirlj people :headphones: :paperclips::medal_sports::fish:
021
blinkguitar2
buy4me
caramelarrow
dafrogman
daveinwarshington
FrostByte
geminiree27
Ginnyill
GlassCrawford
HelloYellow
Jasila
jdr1
JGW27
kinglowrider
mareli83
Mster111
MuchToMyChagrin
offmycloud18
oheck
PadawanWooter
PrydeWater
Queen89
raviduggasani
RebelTaz
renatuslives
ryecowbee
Wooter547844675
Wooter704821585
Wooter772326458
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Calculator
Mini buds big bass wireless headphones
Zillion paper clips (only showed a few)
Orange smiley sticker thingys - says mosquito on back
(If anyone knows what they are let me know)
Can of tuna - not expired
Got up on time ribbon
2 packs iPhone adapter
3 pack iPhone cord - different lengths
Clown mask - my kiddos have been fighting over it all day - who knew they like clowns
Woot flying caution monkey - not pictured, kiddos also stole it right away and currently flying it back and forth
Acne patch
100 pack crimp clips
Pack of lanyards
Screen protector
Performance socks
Metal earth Hubble telescope steel model kit
Mask
Checkered chain purse
Last but not least notecard with the word WHO

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Got my 2.2lbs of desk crap in a rather beat up box...
Itemized List (including 1 item not in video)

≡ 3x baby bottles
   for those children I can’t have
≡ 2x Bayonet Thru Head
   one completely broke, the other partially broke :woman_shrugging:
≡ 2x bundles of velcro straps strapped together by velcro straps
   hey something useful -maybe-
≡ 2x bottles of very tiny unicorn themed erasers
   to magically erase the memory of things I can’t unsee
≡ 1x can of Starkist Chunk Light tuna
   Expires 09/23/2025… so could last for several hurricane seasons
≡ 1x pair of Life P3 mini earbuds
   useful… to someone else after trying these, they’re actually pretty nice :w_ooh:
≡ 1x launchable monkey with shark cape
   first ever woot! monkey I’ve gotten and Izzy is eyeballing it for evisceration
≡ 15x large paper clips and 1x small paperclip
   shaped like the disappointment this is turning out to be
≡ 1x I Won Something Ribbon
   duplicate of the one I have on my desk at work
≡ 1x notecard with the word “crap”
   yes… yes it is
≡ 1x item not included in video
   hint: they cover lady parts

I hope you’re happy @davejlives

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Is this:

image

A buttface?

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The music is so perfect.

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fitting that I got the “crap” card

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Forgot to mention the child-sized-fist-hole in my package but I did find some dirt in the bottom of it so maybe I got some of the vacuum debris after all?

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Lucky Jon Heder GIF by 20th Century Fox Home Entertainment

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What did your card say? Inquiring minds would like to know!

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It says: had. It’s in my pictures.

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Ninja Cmt GIF by Redneck Island

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Sorry, didn’t realize you had 2 separate reveal posts. Thought the one above you was a different Wooter31415926535897932384626433832795028841971693993751058209749445923078164062862089986280348253421170679

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what’s with the DNA lol

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It’s ok. I plan on getting that name and profile pic changed before the next post mongering. I wanted to show how the stuff came in the box but the forum wouldn’t allow me to post more than 5 pics at a time.

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They are natural mosquito repellent stickers. In our experience they don’t work.

…also, in our experience when you leave a review saying they do nothing, the company tries to pay you $20 to take the review down (which is obviously how they get the 5-star rating).

time hate GIF

Oops sorry @daveinwarshington is the mosquito gif like the constant clips of people getting shots on the news?

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My 1.9 pounds of desk crap came today!

Contents:
“Jaws” flying monkey (haven’t seen this one before, is it new?)
“Sent an email” ribbon
RC car, which says 27 mhz, but son thinks will go 27 mph
“?” Canvas bag (handy)
Obligatory can of tuna
Bunch of paper clips
Kangol brand hat (very nice! $40 on Amazon)
“We” notecard

The hat might be a new favorite. Style looks kind of army-ish, which is great because I can give myself an army-style buzz and make people think it’s on purpose that I don’t have hair, and then if they still mistake my head for George Costanza’s from behind, I can just wear the hat.

It also has a handy hidden pocket inside the top:

The ad says the hidden pocket is for cash or credit cards, but I think it will fit a pair if those Soundcore ear buds perfectly, so whomever wants to send me theirs, that would be great :wink:

Tuna put away where it belongs:

Sorry Woot!, no disappointment found, you’ll have to try harder next ti… Oh wait, there’s the disappointment:

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I’m disappointed you didn’t put the tuna in your hat’s hidden pocket instead.

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