I got my box today! So exciting/terrifying!!! The box looked a little bit worse for the wear, so I can’t be sure paperclips weren’t liberated en route, but i got exactly 50 smooth + 2 textured ones.
Here’s the rest of the mongered loot:
2 Frankenstein monster masks (does someone there know i have twin boys??? Creepy. And they’ve already claimed them)
2 round case pill box organizers
3oz flask (goes with the pill organizers?)
Screen protector for iPhone Xs max
Screen protector for iPhone 8 plus
Case for a Galaxy S9 plus (husband’s)
Sport dust mask
Medium paw cleaner (perfect for my goodest girl!)
Caution tape monkey (yay! The aforementioned twins broke all my other ones)
Unexpired cat food, err-tuna
Anker Soundcore Life P2 mini ear buds! 
Index card “in”
It should be noted that this box contained NO disappointment. We can actually use almost all of it and will easily find homes for the rest! Thanks again @davejlives , the Woot! team, and my fellow mongerers for all the fun!
