Post Mongering 3/9/22 - 3/10/22 (Part 2)

Do you keep them in a fancy China cabinet in your dining room?

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I will buy a new China cabinet just to display them all.

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has arrived! TBA ASAP!

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Hide your bunny and mouse! We don’t want them getting caught in the fallout.

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Well I’m off to do put my mouth on several adult beverages. You all have a fantastic weekend.

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My Dave’s Desk Crap (or as I called it my Dave’s Dreaded Delivery of Doom) landed on my doorstep. As promised, I moved it to a secure location outside, surrounded by concrete for safety. If it exploded upon opening, I was safe. If it needed to be set ablaze, my surroundings were safe. Note: many paper clips were heard jangling during the move.

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I carefully opened the box to reveal the contents.

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There was no explosion, no glitter bomb, no danger, and the contents appeared to NOT need to be burned into oblivion. So, I decided to remove the contents indoors, while still being careful. I must say, this was a Woot! fail, if disappointment was the goal. Perhaps I was misled and there was no doom to be dreaded. After all, this is a DDC not a BOC.

Without further ado, here is what I received:

a) Tuna, Starkist, canned, not dented or expired (Is Dave a cat/penguin/catguin, since he keeps so much tuna at his desk?)
2\ Outlet, Ondog, six outlets and two USB’s, surge protection
4} Award, Woot!, “Found this Ribbon” ribbon, blue
E] Monkey, Woot!, Screaming, wearing Caution Cape
7- Paperclips, small, silver, 89
L= Bed Sheet, King size, flat, light grey, and 2 matching King size pillowcases, no bottom sheet, not in package (Is this some sort of weird part of a WootAfterDark item? And, more importantly, why was this in/on Dave’s desk?)
9> Apron, dark blue, “I’m only here for the potato salad.” WINNER!!!
Z* Note Card, containing single word - TIME

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So, the only disappointment is that the sheet and pillow cases will need to be majorly sanitized before being used in some way. The tuna will be added to the pantry, the paperclips and award go to the “office,” the outlet will get plugged in somewhere in the house, the monkey will be added to the collection (but will be the “odd” monkey so another will need to be ordered/won), and the apron will be worn in the kitchen or when grilling outside (and added to the many Woot! aprons already owned). The note card may be framed as a cherished memento.

Final note: I think I guessed correctly that we’re dealing with a Woot! fairy tale that begins with “Once upon a time…”

THANKS!!! @davejlives This was a ton of fun!

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I love the apron, congrats!

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Princess FunHouseDog. Or did she bury her Tiara already?

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They do love to burn gas!

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Soooo much junk! Congrats wieners!

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@Froodyfrog
I saw this at Home Depot when I was there at lunch.

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I’m disappointed there aren’t faces drawn on each one of those ping pong balls.

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caramelarrow time :potato: :paperclips::medal_sports::fish:
FrostByte forums :axe: :paperclips::fish:
Queen89 bunch :headphones: :paperclips::medal_sports::fish:
raviduggasani contained :alarm_clock: :paperclips::fish:
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mareli83 crap :hocho: :paperclips::medal_sports::fish:
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lol… Too late -

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As always, completely disappointed in my Post Mongering haul… I can’t wait until the next go round! :cowboy_hat_face:

So let’s see…

  • 3 pack of awesome iPhone USB cables
    thank God I don’t have any apple products with which to use these!
  • wireless earbuds by SoundCore
    finally! a use for these silly ears :rofl:
  • nice solar powered calculator
    the best part is that it says “New Packaging - 100% Original” :rofl:
  • berretto and “neck scarf”
    says for man or woman, but - and I don’t care how warm and fuzzy it is - I don’t think even I could pull that look off!
  • emoji punching balloons
    this is one of two items that my girlfriend absolutely LOVES :bubbles:
  • can of Starkist tuna
    this is the second item that my girlfriend grabbed for her own! :roll_eyes:
  • auto registration holder
    too bad I don’t need no stinkin’ papers :smiling_imp:
  • car vent (?) cell phone holder
    you know, with all of these phone accessories y’all keep sending me, I kinda think y’all are trying to tell me something!
  • kid’s pirate mask
    kinda surprised my girlfriend didn’t grab THIS too! :rofl:
  • a ribbon declaring that - FINALLY - I won something!
    damn right, I did!
  • required assortment of paperclips
    I feel like Bert (of Bert and Ernie fame) had a hand in packing this box!
  • a love note from @davejlives
    :wink:
  • a piece of torn packaging
    THIS was my favorite item of all - I shall treasure it forever! :rofl:

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SO

That’s not omimous or anything.

When do we get the photo of you wearing the barretto and neck scarf? Or at least the pirate buttface mask.

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I know, right!? :scream_cat:
Scared Movie GIF

I’ll have to see if I can’t arrange a photo shoot with all three along with the infamous slippers :rofl:

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Oh, Woot, don’t ever stop being you!

Ordered: Woot! Birthday insulated bag
Arrived in: sizeable solid cardboard box with multiple air-pillow pads inside

Ordered: Microsoft Surface tablet
Arrived in: Torn padded paper envelope

:laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

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