As always, completely disappointed in my Post Mongering haul… I can’t wait until the next go round! 
So let’s see…
- 3 pack of awesome iPhone USB cables
thank God I don’t have any apple products with which to use these! - wireless earbuds by SoundCore
finally! a use for these silly ears
- nice solar powered calculator
the best part is that it says “New Packaging - 100% Original”
- berretto and “neck scarf”
says for man or woman, but - and I don’t care how warm and fuzzy it is - I don’t think even I could pull that look off! - emoji punching balloons
this is one of two items that my girlfriend absolutely LOVES
- can of Starkist tuna
this is the second item that my girlfriend grabbed for her own!
- auto registration holder
too bad I don’t need no stinkin’ papers
- car vent (?) cell phone holder
you know, with all of these phone accessories y’all keep sending me, I kinda think y’all are trying to tell me something! - kid’s pirate mask
kinda surprised my girlfriend didn’t grab THIS too!
- a ribbon declaring that - FINALLY - I won something!
damn right, I did! - required assortment of paperclips
I feel like Bert (of Bert and Ernie fame) had a hand in packing this box! - a love note from @davejlives
- a piece of torn packaging
THIS was my favorite item of all - I shall treasure it forever!
