Reveal Time, assisted by Blazer the Wonder Dog.
Opening the box, a bunch of GLITTERY SPARKLE Garland Strings, maybe 40’ of it and a very OMINOUS NOTE: “end.”
Removing the Sparkly stuff… an eyeball glaring at me…
I dug down a bit to find: A Chicken! Not just any chicken, it’s a one-legged balding/molting Woot chicken!
Well, I needed Blazers opinion on this, so…
Blazer decided that yes, it smells wonderful!
Also, there’s a nice Woot zipper hoodie XL that is actually very nice! WOW!
The Glitter Garland stuff that kinda upset Blazer. He stared at it at a distance
Two pairs of Ear Buds things that I need to further research…
Something called Orgasmask. I’ll open this after dark…
A tiny flask. Blazer is hoping I fill it with gravy for him.
A Totally Buzzed game (with 4 shot glasses). Maybe something to shock the inebriated back to sobriety using high voltage? FUN!
A Woot monkey, a Shark one!!
A Hand warmer and Wrist sleeves! Keep your hands and wrists warm!
A can of Tuna Fish! Blazer boy is looking for a can opener.
Blue paper plates and some air supply filters! Blazer is thrilled.
Two pieces of foam. Not just one, but two actual pieces of foam!
And still in the box, 2 paper clips, 1 chicken feather and one chicken toe. (Most of the loose feathers stuck to everything else in the box).
Well, it was an adventure unpacking this Post Mongering Daves Desk Crap Box. (PMDDCB) Thank you Dave!
ps… Shelby now prefers to not model woot items. If she changes her mind, she can return to it anytime she wishes!
