POST MONGERING: 4/1-4/4 (Part 2)

REVEALS:
peaceetc - paper clips, markers, shirts, & goodies & echo dot
gabizago - 1 penny, heavy cuisinart, & goodies
woothootin - heavy duty cuisinart items & goodies
jniemeier - RoboVac & goodies
fimbrethil - so many stickers, mug, firestick, & goodies
dafrogman - smart scale & rebellious goodies
Sweetdeals2me - first woot gear, robovac, & goodies
Wyatt8 - thinkpad & a means to power it
PrydeWater - expired shirt coupon, airpods pro, & goodies
nspede - penny, note, all-clad pan, & goodies
Williamdavi - expired beans & tissues & bonus murder vac
ashleyheart - springs, dino, firetv stick, paperclips, & goodies
coderunner02 - paper clips, grill brush, murder vacuum, & goodies
Wooter609214317 - first monkeys, echo show 8, & goodies
CloverPine5469 - action camera, game, yeti gloves, paperclips, & goodies
renatuslives - boots with leather, buckles, & zippers, paperclips, HomeVac, & goodies
GlassCrawford - paperclips, echo show, & goodies
WooterWootsWendy - big shoes & a probably broken thinkpad
wootdamn - first woot monkey, bins, murder vac, & goodies
Queen89 - headphones, body pillow, & goodies
SnappyShopper - paperclips, echo show, bug bulb, & goodies
Se7enty9 - ultra hd blu-ray player
jcollom - paperclips, action cam, intercom box, & goodies
bchlor4evr - homevac & goodies
RebelTaz - stuffed sperm, rare penny, wristwatch, headphones, & goodies
daveinwarshington - wooster gifts & WooHooster

ARRIVED - WAITING ON REVEAL:
DuckyDucky

STALKING MAILMAN:
nicealves

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HA! It’s coming via UPS (so the mailroom tells me) so LOOK OUT FOR THE BROWN

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Since @davejlives is here:

(The intrepid wildlife photographer has spent all night in the jungle hoping to catch a photo of the illusive Montemonkey.)

Definition of elusive

: tending to elude: such as

a : tending to evade grasp or pursuit elusive prey

Definition of illusive

: based on or producing illusion : illusory, deceptive … that illusive shimmer of hot surface air …

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I think we’ll have to consult with @notmatty on the deeper meaning here

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Happy Happy Joy Joy!!!
Got my desk crap and it’s everything I dreamed of and hoped for… including 176 paperclips :heart:

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Sock socks and knitty kitty! Score!

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Great stuff! Hey, if you put on that Shirt.Woot lanyard and hang out at the Woot offices, do you think anyone would notice you don’t actually work there?

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YAY!

Happy So Excited GIF by GIPHY Studios Originals

Hmmm… you may need to recount those paperclips. I counted 175…

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Does anyone actually work there? :thinking:

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Um.

Think Which One GIF by Nick Jonas

That’s a really good question. Well, TT definitely does, so there’s one. I’m not sure about any of the others, though.

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Is that from McDonald’s?

Well whatever it is it’s gonna be in my nightmares tonight.

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REVEALS:
peaceetc - paper clips, markers, shirts, & goodies & echo dot
gabizago - 1 penny, heavy cuisinart, & goodies
woothootin - heavy duty cuisinart items & goodies
jniemeier - RoboVac & goodies
fimbrethil - so many stickers, mug, firestick, & goodies
dafrogman - smart scale & rebellious goodies
Sweetdeals2me - first woot gear, robovac, & goodies
Wyatt8 - thinkpad & a means to power it
PrydeWater - expired shirt coupon, airpods pro, & goodies
nspede - penny, note, all-clad pan, & goodies
Williamdavi - expired beans & tissues & bonus murder vac
ashleyheart - springs, dino, firetv stick, paperclips, & goodies
coderunner02 - paper clips, grill brush, murder vacuum, & goodies
Wooter609214317 - first monkeys, echo show 8, & goodies
CloverPine5469 - action camera, game, yeti gloves, paperclips, & goodies
renatuslives - boots with leather, buckles, & zippers, paperclips, HomeVac, & goodies
GlassCrawford - paperclips, echo show, & goodies
WooterWootsWendy - big shoes & a probably broken thinkpad
wootdamn - first woot monkey, bins, murder vac, & goodies
Queen89 - headphones, body pillow, & goodies
SnappyShopper - paperclips, echo show, bug bulb, & goodies
Se7enty9 - ultra hd blu-ray player
jcollom - paperclips, action cam, intercom box, & goodies
bchlor4evr - homevac & goodies
RebelTaz - stuffed sperm, rare penny, wristwatch, headphones, & goodies
daveinwarshington - wooster gifts & WooHooster
nicealves - 176 paperclips, action cam, & goodies

ARRIVED - WAITING ON REVEAL:
@DuckyDucky

STILL WAITING:

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I have given up on @DuckyDucky. May they have 1,000 papercuts next time they squeeze lemons.

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Ouch curse. Nice!

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Paging @DuckyDucky . SHOW US YOUR DESK CRAP!

What Is That Tim And Eric GIF by Adult Swim

You can officially be the “LAST DESK CRAP POST REVEAL” now!

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I’d like to see a desk crap repossession.

Actually, that sounds like a great reality TV show idea.

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Or desk crap possession. That might be cool, too. Or really scary. Depending on who or what was possessing the desk crap.:thinking::scream::ghost::imp::poop:

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I’m pretty sure all of the Murder Vacuums are already possessed - it’s in the name!

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Great.
Now Wooster & WooHooster are getting together to make plans for World Conquest.
What could go wrong?

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