Well, crap… I wanted to be the last one to the party 
Meh… second to last ain’t nothing to sneeze at…
So… I was expecting a paper clip or two, maybe a used coffee mug, and if I got really lucky, a pre-chewed pencil. Boy was I disappointed!
Instead I got:
- Three t-shirts - a sloth and not sure what the other two are (but they’re really nice)
- a stuffed sperm
- a couple of iPhone 6 cases (without the phones)
- a boc of kleenex (for crying into over my disappointment I suppose)
- a toy dinosaur
- a really nice camera bag
- a couple of Woot pins (not sure what they are, though)
- a super rare 2015 penny (worth maybe 0.02 cents in today’s market)
- a bunch of paper clips (expertly tossed randomly into a cardboard box where I am pretty sure they slipped out like a Handel and Gretel trail of breadcrumbs back to the warehouse)
- a gaggle of nice stickers - all America related! except the social distancing target… I mean sticker
- a Mortimer and Monte 2016 magnet
… and then, on top of all that, I got stuck with these things:
- a Citizen Eco-Drive analog wristwatch
and
- JBL Everest 300 Elite headphones
All I know is that, Dave… you have the best desk in the world! Thank you so much for using the computer that randomly selecting my name 