POST MONGERING: 4/1-4/4 (Part 2)

Well, yeah. I call it “dietary fiber.”

I will admit that packing hair freaked me out. I have touched terrible things. I have fallen in fresh cow pies. I’m not usually squeamish. But that fresh pube filled old ass vacuum freaked me tf out. You know. You all watched.

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I’ve got new deck furniture and popcorn. What kind of beverages do you want?

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Fruit Punch Gatorade or Sprite, please. I’ll bring some chips.

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Dave’s not here, man

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Bloody Marys?

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Well, crap… I wanted to be the last one to the party :frowning: Meh… second to last ain’t nothing to sneeze at…

So… I was expecting a paper clip or two, maybe a used coffee mug, and if I got really lucky, a pre-chewed pencil. Boy was I disappointed!

Instead I got:

  • Three t-shirts - a sloth and not sure what the other two are (but they’re really nice)

  • a stuffed sperm
  • a couple of iPhone 6 cases (without the phones)
  • a boc of kleenex (for crying into over my disappointment I suppose)
  • a toy dinosaur
  • a really nice camera bag
  • a couple of Woot pins (not sure what they are, though)
  • a super rare 2015 penny (worth maybe 0.02 cents in today’s market)
  • a bunch of paper clips (expertly tossed randomly into a cardboard box where I am pretty sure they slipped out like a Handel and Gretel trail of breadcrumbs back to the warehouse)
  • a gaggle of nice stickers - all America related! except the social distancing target… I mean sticker
  • a Mortimer and Monte 2016 magnet

… and then, on top of all that, I got stuck with these things:

  • a Citizen Eco-Drive analog wristwatch

and

  • JBL Everest 300 Elite headphones

All I know is that, Dave… you have the best desk in the world! Thank you so much for using the computer that randomly selecting my name :smiling_imp:

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I can see the liquor store from my deck.

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Ooooh that’s pretty nice.

The green t-shirt has ninjas. So cool!

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Now who doesn’t like a giant sperm now and again? I think the ninja Christmas shirt is by DoOomcat but I can’t find it in the catalog. Not sure about the other shirt but it’s pretty.

The watch and headphones are nice! You got some great stuff.

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Ooh, I found the pretty shirt in the catalog!

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Whiskey Sour with two cherries, please.

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The black shirt is Serenity - the spaceship from the TV show “Firefly” :heart_eyes:

Putting that one on my list for the next sale!

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That is a nice watch! Score the headphones! Let me know if you can scan any of the Echos. I want to say something clever about your big sperm, but I got nothin’. Kinda like a vasectomy.

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I didn’t see this in real life, but in that photo I can see it! Looks more like a phoenix to me and, since my spirit animal is a phoenix (at least that’s what I am telling people) that’s what I’m calling it :slight_smile:

lol… yep. That’s what my girlfriend said, too :japanese_ogre:

hehehe… By echo, I assume you mean Amazon Echo? Nah… I have nothing in my home that is network connected like that. The fewer eyes and ears on me and my habits, the gooder!

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@FrostByte looks like another update!

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The Green t-Shirt is oneof Dooomcat’s Unstealthiest ninja shirts (I love that series, btw) and I think the other one is a shout-out to Firefly/Serenity, though maybe I’m seeing more or less than is in it…

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REVEALS:
peaceetc - paper clips, markers, shirts, & goodies & echo dot
gabizago - 1 penny, heavy cuisinart, & goodies
woothootin - heavy duty cuisinart items & goodies
jniemeier - RoboVac & goodies
fimbrethil - so many stickers, mug, firestick, & goodies
dafrogman - smart scale & rebellious goodies
Sweetdeals2me - first woot gear, robovac, & goodies
Wyatt8 - thinkpad & a means to power it
PrydeWater - expired shirt coupon, airpods pro, & goodies
nspede - penny, note, all-clad pan, & goodies
Williamdavi - expired beans & tissues & bonus murder vac
ashleyheart - springs, dino, firetv stick, paperclips, & goodies
coderunner02 - paper clips, grill brush, murder vacuum, & goodies
Wooter609214317 - first monkeys, echo show 8, & goodies
CloverPine5469 - action camera, game, yeti gloves, paperclips, & goodies
renatuslives - boots with leather, buckles, & zippers, paperclips, HomeVac, & goodies
GlassCrawford - paperclips, echo show, & goodies
WooterWootsWendy - big shoes & a probably broken thinkpad
wootdamn - first woot monkey, bins, murder vac, & goodies
Queen89 - headphones, body pillow, & goodies
SnappyShopper - paperclips, echo show, bug bulb, & goodies
Se7enty9 - ultra hd blu-ray player
jcollom - paperclips, action cam, intercom box, & goodies
bchlor4evr - homevac & goodies
RebelTaz - stuffed sperm, rare penny, wristwatch, headphones, & goodies

ARRIVED - WAITING ON REVEAL:
DuckyDucky

STILL WAITING:
daveinwarshington

DID NOT RESPOND - NO SOUP FOR YOU:
nicealves

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Great haul!

GIF by Lifetime

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Uh oh what happened to @DuckyDucky?

Also, @daveinwarshington’s package disappeared from tracking. Now I need to go back to work and find another desk to loot. The saga continues.

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