This is what I do when I can’t sleep. Meet Blaze
Ohhhhhh
Sooooo cute! I used to have a hedgie
I think we need these cuties over on Uninterested Pets!
So I got brave and tried one last night (all alone and with no medical rescue services on standby to perform the Heimlich.)
You know how far you gotta stretch your mouth open when you eat a monster-sized burger or multi-tiered sandwich that’s really, really tall and super thick? Okay, so biting into one of these things as-is required that I jack my maw open to its most uncomfortable limit. These things are HUGE, and just one will feed an army of hangry Wooters!
Fo’ sho’! Or shizzle!
Wanna pig out on some Whoa Dough Bars with me, too?! Woot is totally driving me to diabetes. But that could partly be my fault … the exotic foods are more interesting to me than the workout equipment.
I don’t think the workout equipment would taste as good.
I’m a crazy ■■■■■.
You just need to unhinge that lower jaw a bit, easy peasy.