While technically I am not the last one to post…in the words of Ricky Bobby
My package arrived Friday and I thought I heard it ticking so I left it on my porch for a few days while reading what others received (and making sure there werent any explosive updates) before being brave enough to break into it.
1 3x5 index card, KINDA 
8 Pictionary cards 
1 page of Woot! stickers 
10 Ribbed paper clips —WTF 
1 100% Water Proof (shouldnt it be 110% so you know it is really keeping you dry?) Rain Poncho 
1 3-pack of Make-up Removal cloths (not enough makeup in the world to make me a looker…) 
1 Package of Small Blue Acrylic Baby Pacifier Favors for a baby shower 
1 pack containing 4 pairs of self-adhering anti-slip shoe pads (in case I decide to start wearing heels I guess) 
1 2-pack of LG V50 Tempered Glass Screen protectors (dont have this phone) 
1 3-pack of iPhone X/XS Tempered Glass Screen protectors (dont have this one either)
1 Samsung Galaxy S8+ Tempered Glass Screen protector (nope…and I guess no screen protectors for a Motorola Razr, huh?)
1 Woot! Rona mask 
1 electric pencil sharpener (didnt work too well on my mechanical pencil)
1 package of 3 Nut Milk Bags (is this a Woot! After Dark item???) 
1 Extended My Car Warranty Ribbon 
1 I Won Something Ribbon
And last but certainly not least
1 JBL Go3 Portable Speaker (not only waterproof but Dustproof!) 
- fun!
Thank you fellow Mongerers, Wootybot, Woot! interns, shipping department, moderator(s) and other employees and of course our esteemed Mongering hostest (or is it hostess?) with the mostest @davejlives…amusing as always!
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