Ahh! Gotta post something after that ichy gif.
I present my DDC Mongering Swag: 
There was an initial issue with no UPs tracking sent to me yet Woot staff contacted me with info. Seemed my last name was spelled slightly wrong (a common thing for my name) yet address correct. 
☆ A new unopened/untampered (as far as I can tell) JBL #5 Flip bluetooth speaker
☆ Box of tissues: Amz basics
☆ Turnip seeds 7Top greens variety
☆ The 2 newer Woot monkeys: 80-90’s “saved by the bell” or dixie cup inspired design & cow spots. So soft!
☆ Woot sticker (slightly bent)
☆ Container in highlighter yellow for my disappointment to put on desk
☆ #67 mini lottery ball
☆ Green plastic Boc fund piggie bank
☆ 4 in 1 Woot silly eyes clip pen.
I like how piggie bank fits into the disappointment container. Well played Woot 
And I might add that the shipping address listed via Seattle was very close to where I was last week coincidentally. I could have just popped in to get the box. Or check out the merch and tech. Or run around with the monkeys.