My turn!
I just had a box from Seattle unceremoniously dropped off on my front porch. Yes, I would have loved it to be with a complex ceremony, but tell that to my friendly neighborhood UPS driver!
There are no holes in the box and while it does show normal signs of wear and tear I cannot tell what is inside… probably because I have not yet opened it, so let’s see what I got (in the order in which I will remove it from said box.
1 Large Heather T-shirt with the words, 'We’ve been trying to contact you about your car’s warranty." in rather small print.
1 Small Green plastice BOC Fund Piggy Bank. Inside of which was a slip of paper of the sort one finds in a fortune cookie. It says, “Warning: Choking Hazard. Small parts. Not for Children Under 3 years” Your Lucky numbers are… no I’m kidding about the lucky numbers, well inside the pig anyway.
2 (count them!) Woot Monkeys of whjat I believe are the latest designs (Product Date: 10/15/22)
1 “Little Tykes” plastic softball. It is hollow and very light.
1 Woot-Off sticker - to remind me of the upcoming event this week.
1 Package of Zinnia seeds (Lilliput- a heritage variety
1 of those neato 4-way Woot pens
1 Pink shower scubber thingie
1 Woot-style homage to the yellow buckets so many of us received in the past. This one is for holding Disappointment, tears, regret, sadness and misery. As another Wooter pointed out, it can also hold the piggy bank.
And finally (seriously, I did not put this last intentionally, all the little items came to hand first)
1 Eero 6 Dual Band Mesh WiFi Extender. Of course, now that means I probably have to buy an Eero Router, but Prime day is coming up. Maybe there will be a good sale.
In the meantime, here’s a picture (oh look! The bucket holds the scrubber too!