I started posting this earlier, right after WTF - but then with the storms we lost power & wifi and I needed to calm a very nervous FHD…
Box has been deemed safe! 
My reveal:
My May 2023 DDC
Amazon brand box of tissues 
(this is the 2nd box of tissues I have received from Dave’s desk - kinda sus! But at least this one is unopened…)
Yellow Woot Mini-Bucket of Misery 
BOC Fund Piggy Bank 
Pepper Seeds 
Woot Light Sticker 
TWO New Monkeys 
Size LG dark-heather T-shirt, “We’ve been trying to contact you about your car’s extended warranty” with a mysterious number “2” on the bottom lower part of the shirt 
Lotto Ball 
JBL Flip 5 Waterproof Speaker 
Sadly no cool Woot pen - not sure if it “escaped” from the hole or if I just didn’t get one?
Thanks again @davejlives and the gods of XL picker - Lots of fun and I love my goodies!! 