So my box came. It had an absolutely horrible joke, but not the worst one I’ve read/heard today.
There is a great “Monkey Games” tee that is way too big for me, but I like it enough to drag out the sewing machine and MAKE IT FIT.
Not one, but two monkeys!!!
A book by Matthew McConaughey. I’m sure it’s filled with great hacky sack tips.
Two sets of baby clothes for various teams.
Nintendo coasters because people old enough to enjoy classis NES stuff totally use coasters (Maybe they do, but I don’t)
A very nice but too small sports bra that will go on my dog at some point. Pics of her looking woebegone and fabulous be posted at a later date.
A red shirt for away missions.
A QI charging stand. Very nice and works even through my sparkle waterfall phone case.
Paperclips. The big ones.
And most importantly, black beans, which have already been consumed for dinner.