So - I received what was deemed my Box o’ Office 
. It had an interesting and inventive time-traveling note and the following items:
- 1 Bosch 18v Impact wrench (no battery/charger)
- 1 Eufy Smart Scale P1
- 1 Blue Shirt Woot! of unknown size (Maybe a XXL?)
- 1 Black Cheshire Cat shirt (L)
- 1 Baby onesie
- 5 Shirt Woot! Lanyards
- 2 stickers
- 1 pair of Under Armor Shoes Size 7.5
- 1 Woot! Birthday hat
- 20 Woot! birthday Monkey capes in a 1gal Ziploc
bag - 1 pair Woot!-off lights
- 1 pair of socks
- 15 medium binder clips
- 1 can of Kroger brand black beans
All in all, not the worst haul. I’ll make use of the scale, the beans, and maybe that blue shirt at least! I’m all-in on the Dewalt system so I will probably have to find a new home for the impact wrench, too small shoes, shirt, etc - but they WILL find homes.
Thanks @davejlives for the goods, the fun conversation, and for everyone who chatted along all holiday weekend long.