Isoflavones
Cuz that’s what faces do
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I really should be working
Hydroelectricity
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“So why are we coming here?” Anuenue asked.
“Because Parnassus is where Deucalion landed as the great flood subsided,” Ina replied. “That means we can switch easily from Parnassus to its Judeo-Christian analog, Ararat. There, did you see the mountain change? Now we don’t need to get any closer to Ararat, but from here we can keep heading south and, with luck, one more switch. Yes! Look up into the sky ahead.”
“Is that a tree hanging upside down?” Anuenue asked.
Clamshell
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Isolation
Hells No
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“Yes,” Ina nodded. “Yes it is. That is the Tree of Life. It’s is not always hanging down from Heaven like that. Sometimes it is just unreachably distant from the Tree of Knowledge, but for our purposes, we merely need to approach the two trees and as we do, we can shift through their Germanic, Baltic and Norse aspects and with those rainbows all around us, I need merely think of the Rainbow Bridge, Bifrost and we are here. Now we are headed directly for Yggdrasil,” she concluded as the impossibly immense tree came into view. The nice smooth ride also vanished at the same time. “Maybe I should have bought that Land Rover instead of the Jaguar. No one has ever built a road around here, unless you count the Tree himself. If it weren’t for your rainbows, I might try slipping between the plains to get closer, but now that we’re in sight of our destination, I would hate to risk it. We could end up in Babylon, or Saskatchewan for that matter. I’m not sure which would be farther from where we want to be. We’ll just have to drive slowly and carefully over the terrain. I’ll tell you this much, though. Next time Mike tells me to buy a sensible car, I’m listening.”