Well, @davejlives said to not get our hopes up for these yet I still got my hopes up! I got:
-30oz Yeti Tumbler (MAXIMUM INSULATION)
-Literally like 100 of the Woot Post Cards
-a conglomeration of woot stickers
-a blue shirt that says ‘3X’ and is ironically in a size 3XL. I usually wear a ladies M/L but I actually love wearing oversized shirts so this is perfect haha
-can of Vienna sausage
-a large supply of paperclips and binder clips
-lovely note from woot
Honestly I’m just happy I have another oversized shirt to get comfy in. Soooo this counts as a win for me!
They are actually quite a small bunch. It isn’t a very large box. Perhaps it contains amazement though. I’ll find out in a few hours. Can’t do the grand reveal without all household members present ya know.
*box of Kleenex, for the crying
*Woot! playing cards, to get me off internet games
*ROKU, to break the ties to cable
*José Cart shirt, because Mario has wrecked
*Woot! sticker, one light like no other
*52 Large paper clips, 1 small
*8 binder clips, chip clips around here
*Note about butt flaps, other side sez ‘We Make a Good Pear.’
I accept and have answered the challenge below:
The term bum flap or butt flap refers in one usage to the rear flap in a union suit, In this usage, it is also sometimes termed as crap flap, evacuation flap, or with some other euphemism. In another usage, the term refers to a piece of removable material that hangs from the waist to cover a person’s buttocks.
Thank you @davejlives … you are a true PRINCE!
We really should say Buttocks more often.