Nice stuff, thank you!!
Just in time for my picnic this weekend, I’m gonna be the fanciest chicken purse carrying gal there
Box contained:
Chicken purse
Medium mens shirt with a strange picture labeled Crimson Trace? Anyone know what that’s referencing?
Wireless mouse
Woot playing cards
Flying woot monkey (flew away right before I snapped the pic)
can of vienna
A note saying “Not included: Fun” 
2 binder clips and 20+ paper clips
3d woot postcards
Many stickers 