Post Mongering 8/18/22 (Part 1)

GEORGE: (Showing Jerry up) Listen carefully. My mother has never laughed. Ever. Not a giggle, not a chuckle, not a tee-hee… never went ‘Ha!’

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:monkey_face:

I wonder if Elon will get a report for the bots that are here in the mongering event?

JERRY: A smirk?

:monkey:

Why we do this.

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GEORGE: Maybe!.. And I’m moving back in there!

JERRY: I told you I’d lend you the money for the rent.

Tired Season 2 GIF by The Lonely Island

Not sure I’ll be able to post much while working darn it!

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GEORGE: No, no, no, no. Borrowing money from a friend is like having sex. It just completely changes the relationship.

(Kramer stumbles in)

I was in the pool
Decides Terrence Howard GIF

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teehee

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KRAMER: Alright. I’m ready. (To George) You know, I still don’t understand - why do you want to move back in with your parents?

oh joy

GEORGE: I don’t want to! I’m outta money! I got 714 dollars left in the bank.

KRAMER: Well, move in here.

I’m here!

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ugh dont remind me

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