DDC: Dave’s Desk Crap Mongering Box o Stuff! 
Upon first opening I see blackness, something shiny and then Doug. Or rather his name plus Woot tshirt tags. Lots and lots of tags.
Call security! Oh wait Doug made me Woot security? 
Upon further review and more tags: 69 XS & over 300+ L (stopped counting after 125)
I present: Woot security, 2020 & Much Time tshirts 
(unknown if formerly @notmatty or @davejlives)
*may 2020 be dead like a Star Trek redshirt guy 
A working Woot light up pen 
vintage edition red flames monkey 
& finally Woot lights! 
Also some new, still plastic wrapped Cowin wireless headphones w/mic in blue. Score as I needed new ones!
Thanks Doug! And thanks @davejlives and @ThunderThighs for another fun Woot Bday.
Sadly vintage monkey needs surgery on his arms. Don’t blame Doug.
Other word signs (Used, People) from previous mongering
Perhaps paperclips or plastic eggs were better & more usefull than 100+ shirt tags.