Wow - so, uh, thanks @davejlives (and Doug) - this is a pretty big (18+lbs) Box o DDC…the addition of over a hundred balloons created a wonderful static charge that made separating the tags from the balloons a near-Sisyphean task.
So…

- 96 Navy Blue paper plates

- 4 RC Cars (with 3 controllers)

- 1 right femur bone (plastic)

- 1 set of Woot-off Lights

- 2 Kasa Smart Wifi Power Strips

- 1 Please Visit shirt (size L)

- 1 Super Woot Monkey shirt (size S)

- 1 Microsoft Office Excel 2003 Inside Out book

- 1 Essential Scrum A practical guide to the most popular agile process book

- 1 notecard “Doug”

- 1 Woot! Pen!

- 1 shiny “CRAP” bag :w_boc:
- 172 green balloons
- 66 Regular balloons

- 5 medium balloons

- 101 mini balloons

- 66 Regular balloons
- Probably four-digits worth of XL and XS Woot! Shirt! tags- I’ll count some other time.

Sorry that this Wenner apparently took all of the party favors for the party in Chi-town.
