OK… before certain people around here have a coronary 
here is my reveal as promised:
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2x Kasa WiFi Smart Power Strip
I’m sure I can find someone who wants “THEM” to control their power outlets -
2x t-shirts - “Please Visit” and just “Visit”
do we need to send someone to do a welfare check? -
1x Woot Lights
I’ve been needing to build another lighthouse… these’ll be perfect! - 1x small LED light
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1x light up Woot pen
I didn’t even know it lit up until I saw someone else’s reveal! -
1x disembodied skeleton hand
I’ll add this to the $1 body parts I got from TTHH -
OH SO MANY Woot t-shirt tags
unlike others, I AM NOT counting these freaking things (luckily the girlfriend is a masochist, so she will be doing the counting for me
- stay tuned for a tag count) but…
now I can start that counterfeit Woot t-shirt company I’ve been meaning to start
for those who mentioned earrings… stay tuned… -
AND FINALLY… the pièce de résistance… MY ABSOLUTE FAVORITE EVER! An ADORABLE purple monkey!
I LOVE this thing! I am going to stick him on the back of my bike and cruise through town… when I’m not cuddling with him! It’s ok… they all know I’m crazy anyway
Of course… no reveal would be complete without the obligatory pet approval. Damien approves (even though he’s afraid of being replaced by Purple Monkey!)
Thank you @davejlives !