Post Mongering 8/18/22 (Part 2)

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[Setting: Comedy Club]

Opening Monologue: The bus is the single stupidest, fattest, slowest, most despised vehicle on the road. Isn’t it? You ever notice when you get behind the bus, people in your car go ‘what are you doing? get away, come on.’ The back of the bus is like an eclipse isn’t it? people are just like ‘the sun, where’s the sun?’ It’s like this huge metal ass taking up the whole wind shield of your car. When it pulls out it even sounds like a fat uncle trying to get out of a sofa. (acts like he is trying to get out of a car and makes the sound of a bus/guy starting to get going)

(scene ends)

[Setting: Jerry and George on a Bus]

GEORGE: It’s just not good, it’s not good.

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JERRY: It’s not good.

GEORGE: I’m bored. She’s boring, I’m boring, we’re both boring. We got out to eat, we both read newspapers.

JERRY: Well at breakfast everybody reads.

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GEORGE: No. Lunch we read, dinner we read.