Omg! You got @notmatty’s pit stains???
LUCKY!!
Pretty nice stuff. Go Doug!
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No idea when mine is going to show up. I tried logging into UPS and got the dreaded “LASSO_1010” which means they screwed my account up (it also means I have to find the time to call them and persist through the automenu to get a real(ish) person to speak to). Sometimes they send emails to tell me something is coming, but apparently not this time. I look forward, however to my own cache of shirt tags. Maybe I’ll just sew them into all my shirts (Woot or not)
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I definitely think they need to be sewn/stapled/glued together to make a garland for the Wootmas tree!! 
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@FrostByte maybe this? 
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Don’t forget to check for 
. @davejlives’ spider mama in the warehouse probably has more to ship out by now
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I checked my UPS program and estimated time is to show up on Saturday the 27th.
Only 2.7 pounds. D’oh. Disappointment acomming.
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That’s like 8 of those mini “personal” massagers.
#themoreyouknow
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Or, I could go with this since it’s on all of them: 
It’s a little hard to see.
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Ooooh yeah! Friday Mongering DDC photos coming soon! 
And let me say there (seems to be) a theme and it’s not paperclips.
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DDC: Dave’s Desk Crap Mongering Box o Stuff! 
Upon first opening I see blackness, something shiny and then Doug. Or rather his name plus Woot tshirt tags. Lots and lots of tags.
Call security! Oh wait Doug made me Woot security? 
Upon further review and more tags: 69 XS & over 300+ L (stopped counting after 125)
I present: Woot security, 2020 & Much Time tshirts 
(unknown if formerly @notmatty or @davejlives)
*may 2020 be dead like a Star Trek redshirt guy 
A working Woot light up pen 
vintage edition red flames monkey 
& finally Woot lights! 
Also some new, still plastic wrapped Cowin wireless headphones w/mic in blue. Score as I needed new ones!
Thanks Doug! And thanks @davejlives and @ThunderThighs for another fun Woot Bday.
Sadly vintage monkey needs surgery on his arms. Don’t blame Doug.
Other word signs (Used, People) from previous mongering
:w_boc:Perhaps paperclips or plastic eggs were better & more usefull than 100+ shirt tags.
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Lucky you, with that Woot! pen. I hope there’s one in my box!
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The three cards together really tell a story. “People used Doug.” @davejlives does seem to be using Doug to do all his duties while he’s off restocking his mini-fridge or something. Poor Doug.
#FreeDoug
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Funny, I was wondering if it was “Doug used people”
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Or what about “Used Doug people”? Will they be selling Doug once he’s no longer useful?
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The disturbing concept there is that Doug is a class of “people.” And there are a lot of them… (the implication they can be bought and sold just makes it all worse)
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That is a truly worrying point. I hope we find out the real story. Inquiring minds want to know.
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Dibs on Doug.
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Give him a good home.
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I don’t know about good… but as long as he’s not expecting a shower curtain or anything fancy it’ll be great!
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